Inner Thoughts from Oscar

"Do you think they know about my sordid past as a double-agent spy?"

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"Mom, why don't you announce a little LOUDER that I just pooped my pants...I don't think the person on the other side of the restaurant heard you. Sheesh."

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"You will do my bidding, earthling. Soon, very soon, I will take over your measley planet and won't have to put up with this snivling, drooling facade. Muwah ha ha."